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Homepage feeling stale? Tired of your marketing stack? Looking to uncover the reasons why you fail to attract new leads? Enter in your details below and get a FREE 5-min video roast 😍
You know that brutally honest friend who’s not afraid to tell you what’s working and what’s not
Think of this roast as that friend
We want to see you do your absolute best, and crush it. We want you to make sh*t happen -- completely shake the table. This is designed to do just that. By providing you with a quick, insightful critique of your landing pages, we help you identify the weak spots that are costing you precious conversions.
Your roast will:
- Illuminate areas ripe for enhancement
- Equip you with the strategies to elevate your performance
- Empower you with the knowledge to unf*ck your flow
By providing you with a quick, insightful critique of your website page, landing page, marketing tech stack, event, etc. we help you identify the weak spots that are costing you precious conversions.
Whether you’re a marketer, small business owner, or just looking to amp up your online presence, our roast will equip you with a fresh perspective.
T&C's
No small print here.
We reserve the right to tell you something is 💩 and we cannot be liable for hurting your feelings. You, kinda asked for it...
We also reserve the right to tell you if something is really good, it happens
This is opinion only, we won't solve all your problems, but you can pay us money to do that if you want
We will provide a 5 minute roast video within 7 days of your submission unless you do it at 9pm on a Friday, in which case you might have to wait until a week on Monday! 🤷♂️ (Paying clients come first after all)
You have every right to laugh, disagree, cry, share and set your roast on fire (so to speak)
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